Thursday, September 9, 2010

Elizabeth goes to the gov't office Sept 5, 2010

I went here to get my Permanent Resident Permit.  Don't freak out! I'm not staying here forever. It just means I'm here longer than a tourist. My appointment was for 10:00 and guess when they saw me? Yep. 10:00. Ya gotta love it.

At this government office they had the same customer service rating device that I had seen at the airport immigration counter AND they let me take a photo. Beautiful.

This is a device that should be installed at every Canadian government service counter and office to evaluate the sometimes oxymoronically-named civil servants.






I love the faces!

Elizabeth goes to the Jade Buddha Temple Sept 3, 2010

This is what I think some of you have been waiting for, something "exotic" and "Asian". Well, you'll love this place. 

Our driver...I know, I know, we have a driver. Due to liability issues and the language barrier, I'm not allowed to drive, even though you know I'd REAAAALLY love to. It seems to be a true traffic free-for-all in Shanghai, even more so than Toronto. I have fantasies about driving in Shanghai in my convertible H1, no rules of the road, driving over whatever I please, ignoring red lights...(add your own drooling sound effect). 

Now that all of you are privy to my dirty little secret, let me tell you about the temple visit. Our driver pointed out the temple to me while I was on my way to this incredible warehouse for the Hotel Equipment Corporation. Seasoned expats said this place was the primo spot to buy any and all kitchenware and they weren't kidding. Four huge floors spread out over approximately two city blocks. You can get everything from toothpicks to industrial-size deep fryers. I know for some of you, this is your drool-inducing Shanghai fantasy. The H1 doesn't do it, but commercial-grade crystal, bakeware and restaurant-quality serving pieces do. Everyone has their weakness. 

Best customer service EVER in this warehouse. 

I had an English-speaking young man, Tom, accompany me as I selected my few items. He stuck with me during my entire shopping trip and never seemed put-out or impatient. I guess it was pretty obvious that I needed help after inflicting my very basic Mandarin on the other sales clerks. Before Tom came to my rescue, I actually managed to decipher one of the Chinese character signs to figure out where the knives were. So proud of myself! Tom was uber-helpful. He pushed my cart. He answered my numerous questions. He bent the rules to get me a discount card normally meant for commercial clients. Talk about going above and beyond.

Did you know you need picture identification to buy knives in China? No gun control issues here, more like knife control. Touchingly quaint. 

Tom even escorted me down to the ground level after I had paid. He wanted to stay with me until my driver came, but I insisted he go back up. You know what he said when I told him how much I appreciated his help? "It is my duty." So-called store clerks at The Bay, take note. 

I want to return to the warehouse to buy some other items and give Tom my dictionary that he admired. I should have given it to him then and there, but I didn't step out on faith. There are many lessons for me here in Shanghai. 

O.K., now I really will tell you about the Jade Buddha Temple.

Here we go.



I hope my photography skills do this beautiful place justice. 

There are four rectangular buildings in this walled compound. They all face a rectangular court yard. There are two larger buildings like this, facing each other on the long side of the courtyard, and two smaller buildings facing each other on the short sides of the courtyard. I hope this is making sense.

The smoke is coming from the burning incense. People buy incense sticks, light them, say their prayers and then leave the sticks in the enormous burners. There is one in the foreground. It has a little roof.






This is a detail from the roof of one of the smaller buildings. Both buildings have figures like these. I, unfortunately, have no idea of their significance. I was eavesdropping on a German-speaking Chinese tour guide (I know! Not what you expect! The German, I mean, not the eavesdropping),  but I joined him too late in his tour to find out about these guys.








This is in one of the two big buildings. There is a gold Buddha inside this lovely decorative case.





Close-up of gold Buddha 




Statues behind the decorative case. There were two on the other side of the case as well, so two sets of two statues. 

Sheesh, this entry is testing my descriptive skills. First the technical skills, then the photographic ones and now this! I will soldier on bravely.




Looking across the courtyard from the inside of one of the big buildings.




Another Buddha, this one in one of the smaller buildings. Take note of all the little gold Buddhas in their own individual cases in the background. Each wall was lined from top to bottom with these little gold Buddhas.





Row upon row upon row of little gold Buddhas





Little gold Buddha close-up




Side courtyard, just to confuse things.  I don't even know where to begin describing this. 
Just enjoy what I hope are competent pictures of a really pretty and unique place.



 View onto side courtyard from second storey of the other main building


I couldn't take  a photo of the actual Jade Buddha that is on the second floor of this building, but one of you lucky blog readers will be receiving a postcard with its likeness...in about a month's time. "Snail mail" takes on its true meaning when you are sending letters from China.




Here's a Google image of the Jade Buddha. I actually did it! Woo hoo!! 
Maybe there is hope for me.
Of course, the statue is huge and beautiful.




Yep, another Buddha. This one aptly named the Reclining Buddha.







Final Buddha. I call this one Ribbon Buddha.







Statues flanking Ribbon Buddha. Remember, all these figures are truly monumental.






More statues in the same room as the Ribbon Buddha


I only wish I had had a bona fide tour guide with me. Then I would have actually learnt something. The guides there seemed to only be interested in directing you to the gift shop. Oh, well. At least I can go back easily because this amazing temple is in Shanghai itself. 

Very cool. 

Monday, September 6, 2010

Elizabeth does lunch on the Bund Sept 2, 2010-Part 2

O.K. and we're back.

Here's the actual lunch. I'm not going to attempt any "fancy" formatting, not even accents on the French words, so this should only take one hour to post instead of two. Sheesh.

As an amuse-bouche (although technically, I think it was too big to be called that), the waiter brought us a tuna mousse, served cunningly in the tuna can.



Delicious! Not too fishy, slight salty tang, great texture.

Next, I had the beef carpaccio. This was not your typical thinly sliced carpaccio, as you can see. It was downright chunky!



Esther had the pate. We shared. I was glad because her appetizer was amazing. Sorry, I didn't get a picture of it. I know you photo-taking foodies are disappointed in me. You know who you are!

For the main course, Esther ordered the beef bourguignon. Not only did it taste wonderful, the presentation was clever.



Those are mashed potatoes accompanying the beef bourguignon.

I had the beef steak as my main course.  Are you sensing a theme here? Bring on the red meat and my favourite condiment, MAYONNAISE! Garlic no less. Am I happy or what?!? Look how much they gave me!



I did not eat those green weeds that came as a side dish, but I did eat the yellow and red cherry tomato salad.




I can hear my kids groaning now, "Mum, you are so white!"

How can you not love garlic mayonnaise? But I obsess, on to dessert.

Esther finished her meal with this lovely, interesting gelato stuffed sugared lemon with a shortbread straw. My cafe liegeois, while heavenly tasting, was not photo-worthy.



The meal was excellent and it was so good to relax and joke with a fellow Canadian. I am looking forward to more lunches like this one. Good thing I know where the gym is!

Elizabeth does lunch on the Bund Sept 2, 2010-Part 1

I had lunch today with a fellow Canadian, Esther, at one of the trendiest restaurants on the Bund, called Mr. and Mrs. Bund. The building was quite impressive and, as you can see, the lobby has some monumental chandeliers.

Can you imagine these bad boys in my dining room?


Magnificent!

I will tell you about the actual lunch in a moment. I am just about going crazy right now trying to format this.  Getting these photos side by side took forever! Like I said, technical stuff not my forte, but don't these look fantastic!

                                                                              

Friday, September 3, 2010

Friday Funny

This sign is in the fountain at the Green Sport and Leisure Centre (our version of the mall with restaurants, stores, spa, gym, hair salon and sanity-saving Starbucks).



Only serious waders need to bother jumping in.


Have an excellent week-end everyone! I know I will. 

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Elizabeth's snail mail address in Mandarin

In order to facilitate the prompt delivery of what I'm sure will be a flood of cards, letters and small packages soon to come my way, here is my address:



Please feel free to cut and paste this onto all your correspondence. I mean really cut and paste. Old school, with scissors and glue. It certainly can't hurt.

This is the world I still live in:


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Yes, I admit it, I'm Goat. I know there are a few more of us out there though!

I love this comic strip. No matter how many times I read it, I still smile. Simple things....I know, I know.

Elizabeth & Rakesh go to the Bund & Nanjing Road Aug 28, 2010

Rakesh enjoying an uncharacteristically uncrowded sidewalk on the Bund




Finally managed to drag Rakesh out of the house to inflict a self-guided walking tour on him. I kept it short and sweet, though. I do want him to come with me again in the future! 


We (who am I kidding?),  I decided we should go see the Bund, a riverfront street with dozens of historical buildings that once housed numerous banks and trading companies. The buildings were constructed in the early 1900s and feature Neo-Classical or Art Deco architecture. The Bund is one of the premier must-see sights of Shanghai. It now features a number of high-end restaurants and retailers. I didn't take a lot of photos as the weather was somewhat overcast and you can also find way better pictures online.


From the Bund, we then headed up Nanjing Road, a famous pedestrian-only street best known for its neon signs, crushes of people and endless stores. It's like Yonge/Dundas Square on steroids with aggressive street vendors selling sneaker wheels and flying toy birds thrown in for good measure. 


Before getting there, we had to brave the reluctant-to-stop Shanghai traffic. Man, this is my biggest fear here-one of us will be mowed down by a bike, car, motorcycle or, my personal favourite, the super-speedy but silent electric scooter. Sheesh! To that end, Shanghai has these "traffic assistants" on their busiest street corners. These crossing guards are men and women who make sure every pedestrian stands a fighting chance when they cross the road. The traffic assistants have the very authoritative white gloves and whistles. Amazingly, drivers listen and obey. I can breathe a little more easily. 


My hero!



Gradually, we fought our way up to Nanjing Road. Rakesh was propositioned only once. How do you say in Mandarin, "Sorry, honey, he's with me"? I fended off numerous offers to go shopping with men for watches and bags. For those of you familiar with Russell Peters, one offended potential shopping guide chastised Rakesh by telling him to "Be a man". They really do say that and not just in the Pacific Mall!



Where's Waldo? Or, as my politically incorrect children would say, "Where's the Whitey"?


Rakesh bought a pair of sneakers at the Li Ning store, China's answer to Nike. Cool merchandise. The salesclerk seemed unwilling to let him try on both shoes at once. Maybe it was a shoplifting prevention measure.  It looked like a store with a pretty strict employee conduct policy. See what they did to one of their cashiers? 


I'm afraid to ask what she did. We didn't see her hanging anywhere, so I'm sure she's O.K.


After doing our bit to boost the local economy and battling the masses of shoppers, who were demonstrating perfectly the behaviour typical of a Chinese crowd, we needed a break.

 
Quasi-far from the madding crowds


Let me end this post by reminding my dear readers, lest they think I'm constantly slagging the Chinese, I'm merely commenting on what I see. I'm sure they would find my behaviour in many situations equally odd and maybe even offensive. I'm sure they come to Canada and are befuddled by what we do and how we act. So there. The world is full of all different types.

P.S. Sorry for what could be inconsistent type sizes (hard to tell until the post is finally published). My ambitions exceed my formatting skills.