Friday, February 24, 2012

Friday Funny February 24, 2012

* WARNING*
Not for children, unless they know what a male rooster is and no slang words


Thank you to my friend Eliza and her sharp eyes. 

I had my first official Shang-low day yesterday. Not bad, considering I arrived August 2010. In "honour" of my melt-down, I wil tell you two short stories.

First one, the major grocery store here is called Carrefour. They are constantly re-merchandising as is the wont of big box stores looking to increase their sales. I was in there on Tuesday, looking for eggs. While I know how to say some things in Mandarin, I don't know everything, like, yes, you guessed it, egg. After successfully wandering around and finding the eggs, I thought to myself, "Well, let's ask a store clerk what egg is so I will know for next time." I found a clerk and, with my egg carton open and pointing to an egg, I asked her, "Zhe shi shen ma?" (What is this?) She replied, slowly and clearly, "Egg." Ah, yeah. Thanks...'cause I don't look like I speak English. 

Second story, I was in City Shop yesterday, completing my grocery shopping. I know. It's impossible to go to just one or even four stores here to get everything on the list. Maybe there's something the matter with my list. Whatever, as the teens used to say. The English language Muzak caught my ear. It featured a knock-off Michael Jackson singing "We Are The World". How did I know it was a copy? I listened several times to make sure he really was singing, "It's a choice we're making, we're TAKING our own lives..."

Sometimes I feel like I've wandered on to the set of some absurdist play. As long as I can keep laughing, I'll be fine. 

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Elizabeth is schooled Feb 1, 2012


If your name is Wendy or Sheila, I will caution you right now. What you're about to read will not make you happy. Stop now and gird your loins. Then make plans to get your butts over here so you can experience this for yourselves! Got that out of my system. So what is it that I am cautioning you about? My luncheon at the Le Restaurant-Ecole de l'Institut de Paul Bocuse a (can't figure out how to do accent grave) Shanghai. I know! How lucky was I! Talk about pearls before swine, and I'm not talking about my menu selections. I tried my best to appreciate the meal to its fullest, rather than merely inhale it. 

Our table
My red gloves for a dash of colour


View from the restaurant


Alsace! We must have really been in France!
Wait a minute...what's up with the bamboo?
Right, still in Shanghai, but I did have the opportunity
to inflict my French on the maitre d'.

My partner-in-foodiness, Esther.


My friend Eliza joined us shortly after.

We were the only ones there. 
One man did come in later, but that was it.

Busy, busy, busy!


It truly was an open kitchen. No glass at all in between them and us.

Looking down into the lounge section. 


I started with a Kir.


Why not? The pleasant student-waiter suggested it, who was I to
deny him the opportunity to learn how to make one?


Our amuse-bouche


It was some sort of mushroomy thing with pork? beef? 
I tried to be discerning, Wendy, really I did!

Closer up, maybe you can tell.


My main course
Pave de veau with gratin de Capucin (fancy name for some potato dish)


Eliza's gnocchi and turbot


It's fun to say gnocchi. 

Esther's sea bass with oysters and samphire


Samphire? What is that? Glad you asked, it forced me to do the
research and I learnt something, too.


Etymology

Originally "sampiere", a corruption of the French "Saint Pierre" (Saint Peter), Samphire was named for the patron saint of fishermen because all of the original plants with its name grow in rocky salt-sprayed regions along the sea coast of northern Europe or in its coastal marsh areas. It is sometimes called sea asparagus or sea pickle, in Norfolk it is commonly called sampha [sam-fa]
All the plants bearing the name are annuals that begin growing in late autumn and vegetate throughout the winter until the first warm weather arrives. Then the first stems and internodes form, and by mid-spring the plant measures 6 to 8 cm.

[edit]Uses

Marsh samphire ashes were used to make soap and glass (hence its other old English name, "glasswort.") In the 14th century glassmakers located their workshops near regions where this plant grew, since it was so closely linked to their trade.
Samphires of all kinds have long been eaten in England. The leaves were gathered early in the year and pickled or eaten in salads with oil and vinegar. It is mentioned by Shakespeare in King Lear:
Half-way down Hangs one that gathers samphire; dreadful trade! (Act IV, Scene VI)
This refers to the dangers involved in collecting rock samphire on sea cliffs.

Thank you, Wikipedia. Man! Do not even dream of challenging us to Trivial Pursuit now!


Now for the best part of any meal, as far as I'm concerned, dessert!



O.K. everybody, suck the drool back into your mouths.
Computer keyboards don't do well when they're damp.


So good!

The complimentary petit fours


Had I known these puppies were coming, I wouldn't have ordered dessert....
as if! You know me! 

Three Es!!


As soon as the school restaurant changes their menu,
as they do each season, I'll be back!



Friday, February 17, 2012

Friday Funny February 17, 2012

Don't we all have those days when we'd rather be somewhere else?


N, this made me think of you and your Calgon. 

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Elizabeth dies and goes to Chocolate Wonderland January 27, 2012

An article in the Shanghai Daily had jumped out at me:

Shanghai's World Chocolate Wonderland  Exhibition opened in Shanghai, showcasing chocolate representations of famous Chinese scenic sites and Shanghai landmarks. The exhibit also offers information on the history of chocolate and a handicraft studio where visitors can make their own chocolate product as a souvenir.

I know! I got so excited just reading that ! You know I had to go.

We'll start off slowly... these were mascots of various chocolate brands with which I was not familiar. It didn't matter. They looked delicious anyway.



So cute!


And the mascot wasn't bad either!

A nearby promotional wall.


Insert scatological joke here. You know I mean you, Philip!

The exhibit was held in the Himalayas Centre, an odd, Gaudi-esque type building.




In I went!


Woo hoo!



The princess (Why a princess? I have no idea) was in charge of handing out 
the first of our free chocolate samples. 


Recognize this?


The Customs House on the Bund

Oh! To save repeating myself, everything photographed, if it
wasn't live, was made from chocolate.


Another Bund landmark, the HSBC building.




Now this is what I call a sweet ride!
Booo, but how could I resist?

Pudong with its chocolate futuristic skyscrapers


The Huangpu River was liquid chocolate.
I can almost hear Dad making a joke now.

The Oriental Pearl Tower



There was a whole section of old-timey articles; I don't know why.





I guess no one told the installation crew that English is not read up
and down like this, at least not easily.


A part of the famous hand scroll by Chinese painter
Huang Gongwang, "Dwelling in the Fuchun Mountains", rendered in chocolate.


Yes, a chocolate headdress.


Up closer...


...closest.


On to accessories



The detail!
I liked these pieces the best.


Dress, not chocolate, horned helmet, chocolate.



Yes, chocolate.
Didn't you read what I typed near the beginning?




O.K. Who remembers those walls of niched Buddhas you've seen before on my blog? Please say, "Yes", I don't care if you're lying. Humour me. Good. Have a look at this.




The coolness of the hall offset the heat from the lamps.

Another famous Chinese scroll painting done in chocolate, the Riverside Scene at the Qing Ming Festival, aka Tomb Sweeping Festival. Truly amazing.


Fantastic detail of everyday life...in chocolate!



More clothes



This is usually where chocolate goes on me when I eat it.


"Pottery"




This being the Year of the Dragon, why not one crafted from chocolate?



Once more, I found the level of detail genuinely incredible.


Again with the sideways-up-and-down writing!


Yes, that's right! The Terra Cotta Warriors!




Even the "dirt" was chocolate. Cool!


It wouldn't be a Chinese exhibition if there weren't pandas.


Awwww...


Toys








More clothes


Accessories



Beautiful!

A creator in action


Moving on to the sections sponsored by various countries

Sculptures from Italy







Italy, of course.




Cartman from the U.S. of A.
This one was for you, Hare.


Switzerland


This one is for you, Wendy!


Who knew you could make chocolate from camels' milk?


Now we all know.
Sumthin' kinda eeee though about chocolate made from camels milk.

While not completely chocolate, these cupcakes with their chocolate
decorations still qualified for the exhibit, in my opinion.



Bigger cakes





For all you cat people out there.



After a few more samples and an obligatory trip through the gift shop,
it was time to head out.
A delicious way to spend an afternoon!